The Heckblazer

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
theteaqueendom
ladypaperwriterson

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What if you were BLACK and GAY and a PIMP in early 20th century Louisiana, and you FELL IN LOVE with your super hot STALKER, and you got MARRIED, and he wants to CHEAT, but he doesn't want YOU cheating, and you want a DAUGHTER, and she's THE BEST, but she HATES your husband, and she wants you to KILL him and his sidepiece, and so you DO that, but then he HAUNTS you, and then you MISS him, and then you go to PARIS, and you meet MORE gays there, and their leader is HOT, and you FALL FOR HIM TOO, but then your husband comes BACK, and EVERYONE wants your daughter DEAD, and they KILL her, and you completely LOSE it, and you burn EVERYONE, and you get a DIVORCE, and you marry YOUR EX HUSBAND'S EX, and then in the 70s you decide to have someone INTERVIEW you, but you lose it AGAIN, and it all goes to SHIT, and then everything is a BLUR, and then it's 2020, and there's COVID, and you decide you want to be interviewed AGAIN, and you discover your current husband BRAINWASHED YOU, so you get ANOTHER divorce, and you're now TWICE divorced before you're even 150, and you run back to your first ex, but then that fuckass reporter PUBLISHES your interview as a BOOK, and your ex is MAD, and you want him BACK, but he decides to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

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theteaqueendom
ladypaperwriterson

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What if you FELL IN LOVE, and you got MARRIED, and everything was GREAT, but then your husband wanted a CHILD even though you didn't, but you still did it FOR HIM, and the child is a MESS, but you still LOVE her, but you went full on ASSHOLE at some point, and then your daughter and husband conspired to MURDER you, and also your SIDEPIECE, but you SURVIVED, and wanted REVENGE, so you end up part of a plan that gets your own daughter KILLED, and now your husband HATES you, and you hate YOURSELF, and your husband wants a DIVORCE, and then he MARRIES your EX, and you can't do anything but MOP for the next 70 years, and then your ex husband DIVORCES your other ex and comes to find you, and you share a sweet moment, but then he publishes a BOOK in which he TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME, and oh you're FURIOUS, and you decide to become a ROCKSTAR, THEN WHAT

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andrewknightley
andrewknightley

My top 5 disapprovals to get from dai

5. Getting the "cassandra greatly disaproves" when you free the mages to then hear her say "I don't disaprove"
4. Asking Solas what would he know about Court Intrigue if he never was in Court
3. When you tell Varric Orsino turning into a monster made no sense
2. When you tell Iron Bull he should talk about his feelings instead of getting hit by a stick
1. When you tell high approval Solas "im not special every person is complex dude"

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blorbofrommylazaruspit
xinakwans

i actually don’t think this woman was “too online” when she tweeted in celebration about a man who actively wants her and everyone like her aka trans people dead. but what the hell do i know

xinakwans

i do not fucking care if she wasn’t writing what you wanted out of a comic book. they are going scorched earth on her entire comic, pulling issues that were put out to be sold YESTERDAY.

i have been reading comics since i could walk and talk. i have NEVER seen them go scorched earth like this on a writer before. she is a trans woman and if you think that that didn’t impact this choice you’re either ignorant or being purposefully obtuse.

cardinalcringe

I’m sorry, what happened?

nielsthecat

Gretchen Felker Martin's Red Hood series was cancelled after she made a joke about Charlie Kirk being shot on BlueSky. I believe it was meant to be a miniseries, but now issues that have already been solicited, ordered, and probably printed are being pulled. Like OP says, I've never seen a reaction like this before--even Warren Ellis, who was dropped by DC after being accused of sexual misconduct, was allowed to finish out the maxiseries he was writing at the time.

(There's some other context that makes this worse, such as the transmisogynistic hate campaign that had been levied against GFM since the book's announcement, but this is the long and short of it.)

alleecatblues

I think you’re downplaying the Warren Ellis situation. There are credible sources reporting that he abused and manipulated over 100 women over his career. At least 60 of them got together in 2020 and compiled a case against him.

And what happened? He made a public apology, and they let him gracefully exit the company, finishing the series he was working on at the time.

A trans woman says some stuff on her personal social media account that certain people don’t like and they shitcan her the same day and start canceling orders for any new issues of the series she wasn’t even half done with yet.

The double standard here is visible from fucking space.

freyasnotebook
syzygy-yzygy

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

syzygy-yzygy

a screenshot of tags that read: everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on itALT

@aspengrown this is the rawest possible addition to this post thank you

mylordshesacactus

and also:

cat love as in I am small and scared and all of my instincts and my experience and your vast power say you're a threat but I am choosing to trust in your kindness despite my fear. you could kill me with one hand but I know you won't.

cat love as in I can tell you are upset and I don't understand why so I will sit stiffly beside you and awkwardly provide the only reassurance I know how to give. I am uncomfortable with every single moment of this but it is what you would do for me.

cat love as in I am small and powerless but I will curl up back to back with you and stand guard while you sleep and I will mean it with every fiber of my being.

my cat Nepenthe was a former stray behavior case at risk of euthanasia because she kept mauling potential adopters. on her second week in my apartment--having already attacked me multiple times without provocation, I will add, I wasn't special, she needed genuine help--she slinked out of the bedroom yowling at me. when I went to check on her she kept walking back and forth until I followed her, where she insistently paced between my feet and her hidey-hole in the back of my dresser, increasingly distressed. about three seconds after she gave up and hid, an absolutely torrential rain front hit. she didn't understand yet that we couldn't get wet inside. she'd been trying to warn me.

she didn't know me yet, but she knew I hadn't yelled at her when she hurt me. she knew I hadn't tried to hurt her back. she didn't understand why she was attacking me; those episodes probably scared her more than me. she knew I "shared" food with her, and that I asked before touching her. and she went out of her way to bring me into her safe space, to protect her friend.

cat love as stiff hesitant uncertain acts of service that are devastating in their sincerity, as well.

naamahdarling

I'm sorry, I had a response to add on, but now I'm crying over your cat. Oh my god.